Speaking of which the kills, which have the power to save even the most generic and derivative of horror sequels, are another disappointment only the first one, involving a very creative use of the bone shard sticking out of a compound fracture, shows any ingenuity. Generally speaking, though, the only thing that separates this from pretty much every slasher film ever made is that, instead of the usual Dead Teenager Movie, Massacre ‘22 may very well be the first-ever Dead Millennial Movie. This new Texas Chainsaw Massacre takes its cues from the recent Halloween and Halloween Kills, going as far as dusting off the franchise’s original Final Girl – the character, that is Marilyn Burns, the actress who played the first Sally Hardesty, died in 2014, and she certainly is in a better place now (i.e., not in this movie). The original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre actually predated the original Halloween by four years, but now it’s the former’s turn to follow in the footsteps of the latter, resulting in a case of the blind leading the blind.

Reviewed by JPRetana 1 / 10 Reviewed on August 28, 2022, Sun at 05:48 AM

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